#humor

Things will happen that you can’t prevent, things will fall apart that you can’t hold together, but ultimately you’re shaping yourself and that final product speaks volumes about who you really are, not what people see you as or what you want to be. ↗

— Erik Tomblin

#fear #future #humor #inspirational #life-lessons

It was known that they were a little acquainted, but not a syllable of real information could Emma procure as to what he truly was. “Was he handsome?” “She believed he was reckoned a very fine young man.” “Was he agreeable?” “He was generally thought so.” “Did he appear a sensible young man; a young man of information?” “At a watering-place or in a common London acquaintance it was difficult to decide on such points. Manners were all that could be safely judged of under a much longer knowledge than they had yet of Mr. Churchill. She believed everybody found his manners pleasing.” Emma could not forgive her. ↗

— Jane Austen

#forgiveness

That I gave a bad blow job." She bats her eyes sweetly. "Will the Big Guy forgive me? I never did it again, and I'm a much better cocksucker now, I promise. ↗

— Cody McFadyen

#forgiveness

Want some help with help with that stick in your ass, love?" "No. It's quite comfortable, thank you." "It should be. It's been in there for years." Nix winked at Will. "I hope you'll forgive my wife. She's a bit antisocial." "And water's a bit wet. ↗

— S.W. Vaughn

#forgiveness

Perhaps it is a good thing that we don't live long enough to realize how redundant things seem :) ↗

— G.E.GRAVES

#inspirational #philosophical #inspirational

When in doubt, write it out. If that doesn't work, you're screwed. ↗

— Moniqua Sexton

#inspirational #inspirational

Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color. ↗

— Lori Goodwin

#stand-up #inspirational

Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! ↗