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You do realize that if anything happens to you, my son will be devastated?” Ella’s throat closed. She really didn’t want to think about James, not when he was in so much danger. She nodded. “I know.” “Then make sure nothing happens to you. This Kingdom needs a Queen who can show these men we’re not all delicate little flowers. ↗


— Michelle Smart


#humor #men

Progress is heading in a forward direction and realizing what was behind is now your legacy! ↗


— KC Rhoads


#inspirational #philosophical-musings #inspirational

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see. ↗


— Charles M. Schulz


#inspirational

Barry L. Jacobs and colleagues from the neuroscience program at Princeton University showed that when mice ran every day on an exercise wheel, they developed more brain cells and they learned faster than sedentary controls. I believe in mice. ↗


— Bernd Heinrich


#inspirational #mice #science #inspirational

When life gives you lemons, grab the tequila. ↗


— Ben Fox


#inspirational-quotes #lemons #lemonsquote #tequila #inspirational

The fans are on, let's see which way the shit blows. ↗


— B.V. Larson


#inspirational #inspirational

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. ↗


— Napoleon Bonaparte


#politics #stupidity #humor

Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps. ↗


— S.L.J. Shortt


#inspirational #strength #inspirational

Life never goes according to plan. That's okay, because often our plans are much smaller than life intends. Probably EASIER, but smaller. ↗


— Stacey T. Hunt


#body #easy #humor #inspirational #intends

Ambition is a passion, at once strong and insidious, and is very apt to cheat a man out of his happiness and his true respectability of character ↗


— Edward Bates


#inspirational #inspirational






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