#humor

Never confuse honor with stupidity! ↗

— R.A. Salvatore

#humor #stupidity #humor

I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in a sheet ↗

— Christopher Healy

#folklore #humor #prince-charming #humor

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger ↗

— Jill Shalvis

#romance #humor

How would this do: and they all settled down and lived together happily ever after?' 'It will do well, if it ever comes to that,' said Frodo. 'Ah!' said Sam. 'And where will they live? That's what I often wonder. ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#humor #sam-gamgee #humor

But nearly every woman I know has a roughly similar story - in fact, dozens of them: stories about being obsessed with a celebrity, work colleague or someone they vaguely knew for years; living in a parallel world in their head; conjuring up endless plots and scenarios for this thing that never actually happened. ↗

— Caitlin Moran

#humor #relationships #humor

Oh,great.It's like we're being bussed in from the fucking projects," Aphrodite and "I'm hoping for urban renewal," Aphrodite grumbled. ↗

— P.C. Cast

#humor

Neighbor… was that the word for "whoring tramp" nowadays? ↗

— Gena Showalter

#humor

Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp. ↗

— David Nicholls

#sex #humor

The elevator doors opened on the first floor and Van Holtz was waiting there with several bags of groceries in his hands. “Oh. You,” he said. He started to walk in and, without thinking, simply reacting, Bo shoved him back out of the elevator by his head and hit the elevator button again. “You asshole!” Bo heard as the door closed. ↗

— Shelly Laurenston

#humor #shelly-laurenston #humor

Okay is BURSTING with sensuality ↗

— John Green

#the-fault-in-our-stars #humor