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Tolerance is important. We should respect all other religions, and their stupid Gods! ↗

— David Tench

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There was a long silence while they sat there staring at each other, a moment that was rudely interrupted by the sound of Max breaking wind. ↗

— Philip Caveney

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They may well have had a backup system, but if it crashed at the same time as their main system, then that's all she wrote,' Riker said. 'Excuse mee, sir' said Data. 'That's all who wrote?' 'It's merely an expression, Mr. Data,' said Picard. 'It means that was the end of it. There was nothing they could do.' 'That's all she wrote' repeated Data. He nodded. 'Yes, I see. She, in this case, doubtless referring to the human conceptualization of Fate, writing a final chapter, as it were, and putting a period to the-' 'Please, Mr. Data,' Picard said impatiently. ↗

— Simon Hawke

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He was unmistakably sipping iced tea with the hatters and the hares. ↗

— Tony Vigorito

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When did this fiend strike last?" Ah . . . The last report was from the Dominican Republic. That was, let me see, two nights ago." Dominican Republic! Why in the world would he go there?" Exactly what I would like to know. ↗

— Anne Rice

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The bloated colonel: "Now, where were we? Read me back the last line." " 'Read me back my last line.' " read back the corporal who could take shorthand. ↗

— Joseph Heller "Catch-

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Stop it. This is me, remember? We've been thrown up by the same puppies. - Ossin ↗

— Robin McKinley

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Love goes together with acceptance ↗

— Dillis Tembo

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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. ↗

— Shepherd Mead

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In the land of sour grapes, the half-eaten apple is the queen ↗

— Katerina Stoykova Klemer

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