#humor

never underestimate your dumbness!! ↗

— Jim Benton

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Writing historical fiction is a legitimate us of Multiple Personality Disorder. ↗

— Peggy Ullman Bell

#historical-fiction

This building fool could only be Bess of Hardwicke, a woman whose name is seldom seen in print without the word “redoubtable” in front of it. I wondered if anyone ever called her redoubtable to her face. I redoubted it. ↗

— Joann Spears

#historical-fiction #six-of-one-by-joann-spears #tudors #women-s-humor #historical-fiction

Why do relationships have to be so complicated? ↗

— Erin Hunter

#lionblaze #truth #humor

Why don't you just buy me a minivan, zip me into mom jeans, and shoot me in the face" - Melanthe the potential Queen of Persuasions: ↗

— Kresley Cole

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It doesn’t matter what other people think when you’re right - John Cleaver ↗

— Dan Wells

#fiction #humor

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. ↗

— Patty Carey

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Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal. ↗

— Rush Limbaugh

#intellect #intelligence #obama #humor

THE FINAL TOUCH Portrait of nobody in particular Idiots are really one hundred per cent when they are also intelligent. ↗

— Piet Hein

#piet-hein #intelligence