#humour

When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons. ↗

— Hank Moody

#humour #true #business

It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal. ↗

— Damon Suede

#porn-business #business

Stone me, what a life! ↗

— Tony Hancock

#life #misery #life

You ride as a man, fight as a man, and you think as a man-" "I think as a human being," she retorted hotly. "Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#gender-stereotypes #humour #men

Hells yeah. You kidding? Gay men are hot. ↗

— Rachel West

#men

A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground or break into a lumbering gallop when he is turned loose into the open. ↗

— Gerald Raftery

#humour #spirit #freedom

people say me that choose the career in which you have interest.. i don't know that when i have not done something how i can have interest in that??? i think interest must be DEVELOPED!! ↗

— vineet asopa

#inspirational #inspirational

It was a smooth silvery voice that matched her hair. It had a tiny tinkle in it, like bells in a doll's house. I thought that was silly as soon as I thought of it. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#humour #metaphor #simile #simile

This must be Thursday... I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#scifi #scifi

Just because he likes the same bizzaro crap as you doesn't mean he's your soul mate. ↗

— Rachel Hansen

#love #relationships #soul-mate #love