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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music.


Stephen Chbosky


#music #music

The great are eternally at the mercy of tiny men. And also, tiny madwomen.


Salman Rushdie


#men

You were always grossly obese,' observed Stephen. 'Were you to walk ten miles a day, and eat half what you do in fact devour, with no butcher's meat and no malt liquors, you would be able to play at the hand-ball like a Christian rather than a galvanized manatee, or dugong. Mr Goodridge, how do you so, sir? I hope I see you well.' This to Jack's opponent, a former shipmate, the master of HMS Polychrest and a fine navigator, but one whose calculations had unfortunately convinced him that phoenixes and comets were one and the same thing - that the appearance of a phoenix, reported in the chronicles, was in fact the return of one or another of the various comets whose periods were either known or conjectured. He resented disagreement, and although in ordinary matters he was the kindest, gentlest of men, he was now confined for maltreating a rear-admiral of the blue: he had not actually struck Sir James, but he had bitten his remonstrating finger.


Patrick O'Brian


#men

Anchor It took twenty horses to lug me through the shipyard on the back of a cart like a fifteen-and-a-half ton pantomime dame. My spitting image was weighed on the other side of the bow: two fat men in drag; we felt as though no-one could ever bring us down.


Natalie Scott


#poems #poetry #titanic #men

Frokosten ligner svært en god engelsk frokost, bortsett fra kaffen som slett ikke ligner en engelske, men tvert imot er god.


Esau & John


#men

Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.' Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.' I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.


Robert Louis Stevenson


#humour #pirates #pun #wit #wordplay

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.


Jess C. Scott


#commercialism #core #core-of-the-soul #core-values #devil

Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card


Phyllis Diller


#humour #money

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.


Janet Evanovich


#money

Jumping to conclusions is like playing with damp gunpowder: both likely to go off in wrong direction.


Charlie Chang


#humour #myster #change






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