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Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne


Rachel Caine


#delusion #humour #morganville-vampires #ghost

Does it give you déjà voodoo how alike the houses are?" "That's déjà vu, and I hate you right now


Rachel Caine


#humour #ghost

Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?" said a cold, drawling voice. Draco Malfoy had arrived for a closer look, Crabbe and Goyle right behind him. "Yeah, reckon so," said Harry casually. "Got plenty of special features, hasn't it?" said Malfoy, eyes glittering maliciously. "Shame it doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a Dementor." Crabbe and Goyle sniggered. "Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy," said Harry. "Then it could catch the Snitch for you.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humour #snitch #prison

Cat, you asked me before to find out if those dream -suppression pills had any side effects. I’ve checked with Pathology, and they said you might experience depression, mood swings, irritability, paranoia, and chronic fatigue. Have you noticed any of that?


Jeaniene Frost


#humour #urban-fantasy #dreams

If countries were named after the words you first hear when you go there, England would have to be called "Damn It".


Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


#humour #england

I should say we’d reach England by Tuesday or thereabouts, with a decent wind behind us. It would be a lot quicker than that if we could just sail straight there, but I was looking at the nautical charts, and there’s a dirty great sea serpent right in the middle of the ocean! It has a horrible gaping maw and one of those scaly tails that looks like it could snap a boat clean in two. So I thought it best to sail around that.’ FitzRoy frowned. ‘I think they just draw those on maps to add a bit of decoration. It doesn’t actually mean there’s a sea serpent there.’ The galley went rather quiet. A few of the pirate crew stared intently out of the portholes, embarrassed at their Captain’s mistake. But to everyone’s relief, instead of running somebody through, the Pirate Captain just narrowed his eyes thoughtfully. That explains a lot,’ he said. ‘I suppose it’s also why we’ve never glimpsed that giant compass in the corner of the Atlantic. I have to say, I’m a little disappointed.


Gideon Defoe


#nautical #england

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.


Ray Cummings


#science #science

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?


Greg Curtis


#language #maths #math

What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?


Derek Landy


#space

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?


Bruce Coville


#education #funny #humor #humour #learning






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