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When she emerged, Keith was watching the tiny round window of the under-the-counter washing machine. "Put your clothes in for a wash," he said. "They were disgusting." Ginny always thought that the only way of getting clothes clean was by drowning them in scalding water and then whipping them around in a violent centrifugal motion that caused the entire washing machine to vibrate and the floor to shake. You beat them clean. You made them suffer. This machine used about half a cup of water and was about as violent as a toaster, plus it stopped every few minutes, as if it were exhausted from the effort of turning itself. Sluff, sluff, sluff sluff. Rest. Rest. Rest. Click. Sluff, sluff, sluff, sluff. Rest. Rest. Rest. "Who thought to put a window on a washing machine?" Keith asked. "Does anyone just sit and watch their wash?" You mean, besides us?" "Well," he said, "yeah. Is there any coffee?


Maureen Johnson


#ginny #humor #humour #keith #funny

people say me that choose the career in which you have interest.. i don't know that when i have not done something how i can have interest in that??? i think interest must be DEVELOPED!!


vineet asopa


#inspirational #inspirational

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.


Dorothy Parker


#humour

Rose took my nose, I suppose


James Dashner


#humour

If they were going to be like that, then I just wished they hadn't actually been German. It was too easy. Too obvious. It was like coming across an Irishman who actually was stupid, a mother-in-law who actually was fat, or an American businessman who actually did have a middle initial and smoked a cigar. You feel as if you are unwillingly performing in a music-hall sketch and wishing you could rewrite the script. If Helmut and Kurt had been Brazilian or Chinese or Latvian or anything else at all, they could then have behaved in exactly the same way and it would have been surprising and intriguing and, more to the point from my perspective, much easier to write about. Writers should not be in the business of propping up stereotypes. I wondered what to do about it, decided that they could simply be Latvians if I wanted, and then at last drifted off peacefully to worrying about my boots.


Douglas Adams


#german #humour #stereotypes #business

You would make a very ugly woman" "I would not. I would be stunning


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #tessa-gray

Some people have great ides maybe once or twice in their life and then they discover electricity or fire or outer or something. I mean the kind of brilliant ideas that change the whole world. Some people never have them at all... I get them two or three times a week.


Neil Gaiman


#ignorance #change

It was a smooth silvery voice that matched her hair. It had a tiny tinkle in it, like bells in a doll's house. I thought that was silly as soon as I thought of it.


Raymond Chandler


#humour #metaphor #simile #simile

This must be Thursday... I never could get the hang of Thursdays.


Douglas Adams


#scifi #scifi

Just because he likes the same bizzaro crap as you doesn't mean he's your soul mate.


Rachel Hansen


#love #relationships #soul-mate #love






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