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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less


Benny Bellamacina


#life #philosophy #wisdom #life

His father cultivated art and self-realisation; his mother went in for simplicity and hygiene. Hence the child, during his tenderer years, was wholly unacquainted with any drink between the extremes of absinth and cocoa, of both of which he had a healthy dislike.


G.K. Chesterton


#humourous #art

There is indeed a great deal of futility amongst the human race which we do not commonly see, for it all forms part of our illusion; but let a man be much annoyed by something that others do, so that he is separated from them and has to leave them, and looks back at what they are doing, and he'll see at once all manner of whimsical absurdities that he had not noticed before; and Ramon Alonzo in the shade of his oak, waiting for the noon to go by, grew very contemptuous of the attitude that the world took up towards shadows.


Lord Dunsany


#truth-of-life #attitude

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.


Libba Bray


#bikini-wax #funny #girl #girls #girly

She's always getting into trouble because she gets bored really really easily. [...] My mum says it's because Celia has an attention span the size of a sesame seed. Celia's mum says it's because Celia's identity is unfurling itself slowly, like a tulip bud, and it's a breathtakingly beautiful thing to see.


Jaclyn Moriarty


#getting-into-trouble #humor #humour #hyperactivity #beauty

Going down in history is a dead end pursuit


Benny Bellamacina


#fame #history #humour #inspirational #life

He has big hands too, I say, swigging cider. I should know. Big beautiful hands. I daresay big feet as well. You mean that...? Philomena asks. Fanny whispers in her ear, and she giggles. I do find unclothed men interesting, I must admit. Which one do you think has the best arse? I ask before I can stop myself.


Janet Mullany


#beauty

It's unwise to pay too much, but it's worse to pay too little. When you pay too much, you lose a little money - that's all. When you pay too little, you sometimes lose everything, because the thing you bought was incapable of doing the thing it was bought to do. The common law of business balance prohibits paying a little and getting a lot - it can't be done. If you deal with the lowest bidder, it is well to add something for the risk you run, and if you do that you will have enough to pay for something better.


John Ruskin


#economics #humour #business

Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing there naked, with a boner, and another man’s business card in his hand. He looked like a dick.


Sarah Mayberry


#funny #humour #romance #business

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ


Stephen Colbert


#global-warming #humour #law #north-carolina #politics






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