#humour

Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that,” Garrett said gruffly. “You’ll have me convinced I’m going to die.” “You’re not? ↗

— Maya Banks

#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the process I picked up the true voice of English humour - that amiable, fairly liberal, laconic voice which you find in something like 'Three Men in a Boat.' ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#amiable #boat #century #english #every

According as the man is, so must you humour him. ↗

— Jean Racine

#him #humour #man #must #you

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. ↗

— Sophie Kinsella

#humor #humour #shopping #funny

Maruman does not loll. ↗

— Isobelle Carmody

#accidental #cat #coincidence #funny #humor

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth ↗

— J.A. Saare

#humor #humour #funny

We had to do the same thing here. To top that sequel was quite a task. Mike had a couple of good conceptual humour and character ideas, which got me back into it. ↗

— Jay Roach

#character #conceptual #couple #good #got

I like to always have humour in whatever I do. ↗

— Adam Brody

#humour #i #i do #like #whatever

She wore a loose bathrobe that covered up a body that would have won first prize in a beauty contest for cement blocks.....She had a voice that made pearl harbour sound like a lullaby. ↗

— Richard Brautigan

#hardboiled #humour #noir #beauty

You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it? ↗

— Cat Deeley

#got #humour #look #pretty #ridiculous