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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




But neither could compare with the gargantuan natural edifice that was the mountain upon which Nachtstürm Castle rose. It was a mountain made of the darkness between two lightning bolts. It was made less of earth than Stygian frost. Whole towns fell away as they ascended, as though the ranks of black and frowning conifers waged war against the humans below. Even the path – rather narrow and rarely straight – seemed less made by centuries of pilgrim feet and more by the trace of some careless demon’s claw. It was, in fact, perfect. ↗


— Emily C.A. Snyder


#jane-austen #nachtsturm-castle #northanger-abbey #nature

It's only human nature for dogs to chase motrobikes ↗


— Peter Tinniswood


#nature

guesstimate = better than a guess but not as guaranteed as an estimate... i.e. It's simply a calculated forecast based on probability, historical trends, observations, analytical research, politics, studies of human nature and good ol' common sense (the latter 2 of which usually cause a toxic sediment when mixed, LOL)... ↗


— A.A. Bell


#nature

She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#mortal-instruments #vampire #parenting

Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. ↗


— Abraham Lincoln


#humour #legal-system #parenting

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me. ↗


— John Waters


#parenting

I'm as religious as the next man - which is to say I'll keep in with the local parson for form's sake and read the lessons on feast-days because my tenants expect it, but I've never been fool enough to confuse religion with belief in God. That's where so many clergymen... go wrong ↗


— George MacDonald Fraser


#religion #religion

Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws. ↗


— Caitlin Moran


#religion #religion

A halo is a cock ring for the soul. ↗


— Corey DuFour


#religion #religion

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder? ↗


— Corey Redekop


#humor #humour #monsters #zombies #death






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