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#hunting

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I used to have a pony but I outgrew it and I do dream that one day I will live in the country and have lots of horses and be like a proper English lady who goes hunting and everything.


Georgia Jagger


#day #dream #english #everything #goes

The only time I ever went hunting I remembered it as a grisly experience.


Gloria Swanson


#experience #hunting #i #only #only time

Well, the first and only time I went hunting, I shot a deer, and it mortified me. I just couldn't do it again. But I know a lot about guns, so I go to the gun range and stuff like that with friends sometimes.


Channing Tatum


#again #deer #first #friends #go

Charles was most comfortable by himself or, if that wasn't possible, with his pack in the wild. Talking for hours in a crowded auditorium was not on any list of things he enjoyed—or things he was good at. At least no one had died. Yet.


Patricia Briggs


#charles-cornick #humor #hunting-ground #public-speaking #humor

When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.


Dale Earnhardt


#better #both #dale #holding #hunting

Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle? Like seeing your family? Being with your friends? A fishing trip? A hunting trip? A night's sleep?


Walter F. Mondale


#being #everything #family #fishing #friends

Looks like I missed a party. Good. I wasn’t really in the mood to off demons this evening. Haven’t had my coffee yet. (Jared) You drink coffee? (Stryker) No, but it was my pathetic attempt at humor. (Jared)


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#demon-hunting #humor #humor

It is absurd for a man to kill an elephant. It is not brutal, it is not heroic, and certainly it is not easy; it is just one of those preposterous things that men do like putting a dam across a great river, one tenth of whose volume could engulf the whole of mankind without disturbing the domestic life of a single catfish.


Beryl Markham


#hunting #life

Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.


John James Audubon


#cared #cares #drawing #every #fishing

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.


P. J. O'Rourke


#christians #cows #dairy #fun #high






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