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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #i #lived #show #stage

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. ↗

— Joan Rivers

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I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented. ↗

— Joan Rivers

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I was a Brownie Scout mother. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#mother #scout

I was not an attractive child. ↗

— Joan Rivers

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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. ↗

— Joan Rivers

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I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider. ↗

— Joan Rivers

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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

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In life you need either inspiration or desperation. ↗

— Tony Robbins

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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting. ↗

— Joan Rivers

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