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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.' ↗

— Woody Allen

#asked #contraception #girl #i #me

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ↗

— Woody Allen

#die #happens #i #just #want

I have no idea what I'm doin'. I've never seen me. ↗

— Mose Allison

#i #idea #me #never #no idea

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. ↗

— Woody Allen

#commit #depressed #next #suicide #tried

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. ↗

— Woody Allen

#i #into #kidnapped #out #parents

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. ↗

— Woody Allen

#horrible #into #life #miserable

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . ↗

— Woody Allen

#done #down #easily #few #few things

I finally decided if I was going to make a living, I was gonna have to come to New York. ↗

— Mose Allison

#decided #finally #going #gonna #i

I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#acting class #back #busy #busy working #class

In the States, it takes you a lifetime just to get from Chicago's South Side to the West Side. ↗

— Luther Allison

#get #just #lifetime #side #south