#idiot

Sonreí y ofrecí mi mejor cara de idiota. ↗

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

#idiota #sonrisa #humor

That’s the problem with any ‘simple truth’—it always takes a gaggle of complete idiots or a team of all-knowing geniuses to miss it. ↗

— Ali Sheikh

#genius #idiots #truth #business

Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it! ↗

— Bisco Hatori

#idiots #siblings #twins #death

I didn't figure things out, either, you know. So if you'e an idiot, I guess that makes two of us." He seems relieved to hear me say that. I guess idiots love company. ↗

— Cynthia Hand

#clara #idiots #misery-loves-company #love

Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot? ↗

— Bisco Hatori

#love #ouran #romantic-egoist #love

I love you even though you hurt me so much. I admit that i'm fuckin' idiot but my heart always choose you. Can you be mine again? ↗

— Estela

#love

Does this dress make my ass look big?" I ask him. "You look like a fat cow in high heels," he laughs. Yes, I am married to this idiot. ↗

— Patricia Kunnyburger

#cow #idiot #marriage #marriage

Of course there are people who would like to eat breakfast without the screams of toddlers all around them, but those people should get over themselves and stop being stuck up and idiotic. ↗

— Jon Ronson

#being #breakfast #course #eat #eat breakfast

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. ↗

— Kevin Bacon

#easy #famous #get #getting #idiot

Technique! The very word is like a shriek of outraged Art. It is the idiot name given to effort by those who are too weak, too weary, or too dull to play the game. The mighty have no theory of technique. ↗

— Leonard Bacon

#dull #effort #game #given #idiot