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#ife

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #ife




Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?!


Christopher Paul Curtis


#true-to-life #humor

Make sure she can reach you 24hours a day.


Harry H. Harrison Jr.


#raising-a-girl #raising-kids #family

Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass


Maya Angelou


#inspriational #life #humor

My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said ‘Rainbow’.... and I was punished to stand out of my class.


Saket Assertive


#humor #life #philosophy #rainbow #humor

She looks at the swings, and I can see she’s imagining what they’d look like if the kids weren’t there. The guilt of this holds her down momentarily. It appears to be there constantly. Never far away, despite her love for them. I realize that nothing belongs to her anymore and she belongs to everything.


Markus Zusak


#life #love #imagination

Being beautiful is accomplished everytime you don't wear make-up


Alice


#life-and-living #make-up #beauty

A hero without faults is like an omelet without little bits of eggshell in it.


Colin Cotterill


#heroes #humor #personality #real-life #humor

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker


Darynda Jones


#life-lessons #humor

I want my life to be about LIVING, not leaving --which is why I'm LEAVING nothing behind.


Shelley K Wall


#living #living-life-to-the-fullest #humor

Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be, to protect yourself.


Kurt Vonnegut


#humor






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