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I have seen many cases like N. during the five years I've been in practice. I sometimes picture these unfortunates as men and women being pecked to death by predatory birds. The birds are invisible - at least until a psychiatrist who is good, or lucky, or both, sprays them with his version of Luminol and shines the right light on them - but they are nevertheless very real. The wonder is that so many OCDs manage to live productive lives, just the same. They work, they eat (often not enough or too much, it's true), they go to movies, they make love to their girlfriends and boyfriends, their wives and husbands . . . and all the time those birds are there, clinging to them and pecking away little bits of flesh.


Stephen King


#horror #humor #life #ocd #death

Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.


Amy Poehler


#comedy #fun #humor #life #positive

But there are things I want to do before I die, a whole list that I know I probably won't get to, but I'm sure as hell going to try.


Julie Kagawa


#life #humor

Don’t think about it. Don’t think about what could have been. It’s too unbearable.


Sophie Kinsella


#humor #life #humor

They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines." "Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce." "We need more special effects and dance numbers.


Bill Watterson


#life #life-philosophy #humor

Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.


Toba Beta


#judge #life #paid #truth #humor

If life is what you make it then make mine like my eggs, over easy.


Matthew Benoit


#life #humor

Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?!


Christopher Paul Curtis


#true-to-life #humor

Make sure she can reach you 24hours a day.


Harry H. Harrison Jr.


#raising-a-girl #raising-kids #family

Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass


Maya Angelou


#inspriational #life #humor






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