#in

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#boyfriend #broke #her #just #marriage

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #luck #politician #running #way

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#covering #i #kept #me #played

When I was younger, I thought about retiring. ↗

— Tanya Tucker

#i #retiring #thought #younger

Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones. ↗

— Lee Trevino

#chi #difficult #ever #good #habit

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#am #being #fact #fall #i

We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started. ↗

— Charlie Daniels

#beer #chance #folks #garage #got

Well, I just can't play the game anymore. I'm 63 years old, and I've been in the business for 40 years now. I take good advice and direction really well, but I don't need somebody that finished college two years ago to come in and tell me what I should be recording. ↗

— Charlie Daniels

#ago #anymore #been #business #college

See with your mind, Speak with your heart, Touch with your eyes, Love with your entire being. ↗

— B.J. Neblett

#elysian-dreams #heart #living #living-life #love

I'll do about 13 shows in Branson next year, and I'll be performing at the Grand Palace. ↗

— Mel Tillis

#grand #i #next #next year #palace