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Pearls' burst out the Snork Maiden excitedly. 'Could ankle rings be made out of pearls?' 'I should think they could,' said Moomintoll. 'Ankle-rings, and nose-rings and ear-rings and engagement rings...


Tove Jansson


#classics #cute #finnish #funny #moomins

After being maligned for his lack of offense for much of his career, [César] Gerónimo batted .280 with two home runs, a triple, three runs, and three RBIs vs. Boston during the 1975 World Series, and then he batted .308 with two doubles, two steals, and three runs vs. New York during the 1976 World Series. The man who’s defense Sparky Anderson called 'ungodly' became an offensive star on baseball’s biggest stage.


Tucker Elliot


#cesar-geronimo #cincinnati-reds #home

[Tony] Pérez stood out because he was a clutch hitter. And like Bench and Morgan and Rose, it was a clutch October hit that immortalized him in baseball’s postseason lore. The powerful first baseman hit three home runs against Boston during the 1975 World Series, but none bigger than his blast against Bill Lee.


Tucker Elliot


#cincinnati-reds #tony-perez #home

One consequential change is that people used to get most of their calories at breakfast and midday, with only the evening top-up at suppertime. Now those intakes are almost exactly reversed. Most of us consume the bulk--a sadly appropriate word here--of our calories in the evening and take them to bed with us, a practice that doesn't do any good at all.


Bill Bryson


#calories #dinner #food #lunch #mealtime

The devil can get you through your flesh. He knows the button to press on your flesh and have a way into your mind. The flesh becomes a transport medium for evil things if not killed for God. If Christ makes a home in your mind, satan can't get there.


Israelmore Ayivor


#bishop #christ #devil #evangelism #evil

In those days, at least in my small town, parents didn't seem to worry so much about what their kids were doing as long as they made it home in time for dinner.


K. Martin Beckner


#old-days #small-town #home

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?


Mark Twain


#common #eighteen #had #humanity #most

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.


Orson Welles


#dinners #doctor #four #having #intimate

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.


Groucho Marx


#humor #innuendo #naughty #humor

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.


A.A. Milne


#eeyore #humor #thinking #thoughts #winnie-the-pooh






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