#inspirational

But there are things I want to do before I die, a whole list that I know I probably won't get to, but I'm sure as hell going to try. ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#life #humor

He is such a dork. It's sort of endearing. ↗

— Hannah Harrington

#inspirational #humor

Watch very closely as the magical angel and I are swallowed by the rainbow twister, and left stranded on the glitter way. ↗

— Lady Gaga

#strange #humor

If I had fifty-three minutes to spend as I liked, I should walk at my leisure toward a spring of fresh water. ↗

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

#inspirational

I've been diagnosed as being bi-polar but so have Florence Nightingale and King David...which kinda leaves me in pretty dam good company...if I must say so. ↗

— Timothy Pina

#humor

If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be. ↗

— Mark Alders

#life-lesson #humor

Nothing heals the soul like chocolate," she said. "I just love chocolate. It's God's apology for broccoli." (said by Macy Wood, Finding Noel by Richard Paul Evans ↗

— Richard Paul Evans

#inspirational #humor

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#irony #humor

No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them ↗

— Otto Weininger

#inspirational #science #humor

Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly... ↗

— Tony James Slater

#humor-quotes #inspirational-humor #humor