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The old Inquisition had its rack and its thumbscrews and its instruments of torture with iron teeth. ↗


— Rose Schneiderman


#inquisition #instruments #iron #old #rack

I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children? ↗


— Steve Martin


#children #default #find #i #instruments

Though Alec had never seen the occupants of the first floor loft, they seemed to be engaged in a tempestuous romance. Once there had been a bunch of someone's belongings strewn all over the landing with a note attached to a jacket lapel addressed to "A lying liar who lies." Right now there was a bouquet of flowers taped to the door with a card tucked among the blooms that read I'M SORRY. That was the thing about New York: you always knew more about your neighbors' business than you wanted to. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#apartment #cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #funny #humor

Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #mortal-instruments #simon #vampire #humor

Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #humor

If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#god #jace-wayland #life #mortal-instruments #life

And now I’m looking at you,” he said, “and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before – bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it – but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-glass #clary #jace #love #mortal-instruments

I'm the one who's always been there for you... not him! ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #movie #simon-lewis #the-mortal-instruments #tmi

She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#mortal-instruments #vampire #parenting

If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you." "Who's Magnus?" Max inquired. "He's a warlock," said Alec. "A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec's look of total fury. "But warlocks are bad," protested Max, looking baffled. "Exactly," said Isabelle. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #isabelle #magnus-bane #max #mortal-instruments






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