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The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and... "And his arm looked like an eggplant," Clary muttered to herself in exasperation.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #funny

Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #gilligan-s-island #jace #laugh #mortal-instruments

Is he dead?" he inquired "He looks dead." "No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead." "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want." Mangus moved toward Jace. "Stop that!" the Inquisitor snapped, sounding like Clary's third grade teacher demanding that she stop dooling on her desk with a marker.


Cassandra Clare


#dead #funny #jace-lightwood #magnus-bane #the-inquisitor

He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed off the scene. I’m just sitting here watching this on my computer, and you know, he was not the only person they’ve ever sent me to look at. I’ve gotten lots of headshots and this and that, and I’m watching the audition and I literally started crying because that was my Jace and Clary on the screen. And it’s an incredible feeling to see that even as an audition. This is amazing. He was snarky funny where he needed to be snarky funny, and he was badass where he needed to be badass. And he and Lily were incredible together


Cassandra Clare


#jamie-bower #mortal-instruments #funny

I didn't call you because I'm tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do.


Cassandra Clare


#bromance #love #magnus-bane #the-mortal-instruments #unrequited-love

You're a disaster for us, Clary! You're a mundane, you'll always be one, you'll never be a Shadowhunter! You don't know how to think like we do, think about what's best for everyone-- all you think about is yourself! But there's a war now, or there will be, and I don't have time or the inclination to follow around after you, trying to make sure you don't get us killed! Go home, Clary. Go home!


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #hate #jace-wayland #love #the-mortal-instruments

To love is to destroy. To be loved is to be the destroyed.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #love

That's why when major bad-asses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a bad-ass, and I recognize that you, too, are a bad-ass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain.


Cassandra Clare


#movies

If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat," Jace muttered. Isabelle froze, her spoon poised dangerously. "What did you say?" Jace edged toward the fridge. "I said I'm going to look for a snack to eat." That's what I thought you said." Isabelle turned her attention to the soup.


Cassandra Clare


#isabelle-lightwood #jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #city

I should have warned her about your habit of never doing what you're told." Jace squinted at her. "Are those Isabelle's clothes? They look ridiculous on you." "I could point out that you burned my clothes." -Jace and Clary pg. 63


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #city






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