#insult

Don't fool yourself, my dear. You're much worse than a bitch. You're a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable. ↗

— Ayn Rand

#saints #insult

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ↗

— Mae West

#insult

Oh, this beast? It's...perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'." "Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled. "And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#borvil #goliath #insults #leviathan #scott-westerfeld

You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#edward #insults #insult

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#insult #insult

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? ↗

— William Shakespeare

#insult

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#nearly-headless-nick #simile #insult

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record. ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#atlantean #darkhunter #god #insult #insult

We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are. ↗

— John Green

#insult

A tiny dark object came sailing out of the window and landed at the giant's feet. Polybotes yelled, "Grenade!" He covered his face. His troops hit the ground. When the thing did not explode, Polybotes bent down cautiously and picked it up. He roared in outrage. "A Ding Dong? You dare insult me with a Ding Dong?" He threw the cake back at the shop, and it vaporized in the light. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#polybotes #insult