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I wrote: 'Do you really not believe in love?' I really wished I never would have asked. 'No', she had written back. 'I believe people become infatuated; maybe they even really like each other. But I don't believe in love. Those kinds of feelings just don't last. You feel them for a while, maybe even a few years, but eventually the feeling goes away.


Keary Taylor


#believing-in-love #love #relationships #love

She was aware that in love even the most passionate idealism will not rid the body's surface of its terrible, basic importance.


Milan Kundera


#image #love #relationships #sex #love

Clay, if anyone followed anyone, it was me tagging along after you. I didn’t dare order you around.” “Load of shit,” he muttered, but she thought she heard a softening in his tone. “You fucking made me attend tea parties.” She remembered his threat before the first one: “Tell anyone and I’ll eat you and use your bones as toothpicks.” ~ Talin and Clay dialogue


Nalini Singh


#nalini-singh #humor

And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.


Anonymous


#leadership #humor

I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced women replied. "Having a white face is worse than both of your situations." But you have a white face because you put makeup on," Colette said, as Sunny climbed back out of the trunk and knelt down in the snow. "You're putting powder on your face right now.


Lemony Snicket


#funny #humor #lemony #slippery-slope #snicket

How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds.


Gina Barreca


#friendship #humor #friendship

I think you and he need to talk. And once you do, I won’t have to worry about being jumped like a felon again.” Blay frowned. “He and I have nothing to say to each other—” “With all due respect, the ligature marks around my neck would suggest otherwise.


J.R. Ward


#humor

Ain't No Drama Like Bedroom Drama


Renata D. Johnson


#friendships #humor #love #relationships #sex

If she happens to fall, I'll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards.


J.A. Redmerski


#humor

The hippo of recollection stirred in the muddy waters of the mind.


Terry Pratchett


#humor #memory #metaphor #recollection #humor






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