#itch

Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. ↗

— Tom Walsh

#certain things #humor #itch #public #results

Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god. ↗

— Charles Buck

#belly #cook #god #kitchen #priest

sometimes there is too much irony all piled up in the barn, and you have to / pitchfork another steaming pile of irony on top of it all, and you have to / pitchfork another, and another, and another / when the world is shit-streaked with irony that is when beauty will emerge / love is irony / purists sure hate farce / but pushing against things is the only possible way to live ↗

— Mark Leidner

#pitchforks #sincerity #beauty

More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso. ↗

— Sean Connery

#else #face #good #hitchcock #i

Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell. ↗

— Paula Deen

#come #cooking #day #fabulous #fact

Short waves will be generally used in the kitchen for roasting and baking, almost instantaneously. ↗

— Lee De Forest

#baking #generally #instantaneously #kitchen #short

We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief. ↗

— Whitey Herzog

#kinds #left #need #pitching #relief

Pitching is a priority. ↗

— Tom Hicks

#priority

He wasn't directing it, of course, so I didn't work with Hitchcock. ↗

— Sally Kellerman

#directing #hitchcock #i #work

I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners. ↗

— Cindy Margolis

#burners #even #how #i #i am