#itch

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#carving #days #kitchen #lot #ruined

I heard the Beatles and the Stones, and Mom bought me an electric guitar. I played lead for four years and then switched to bass. One day someone suggested that I should sing, so I sheepishly stepped up to the microphone and the rest is rock history. ↗

— Glenn Hughes

#beatles #bought #day #electric #electric guitar

Eloquence, at its highest pitch, leaves little room for reason or reflection, but addresses itself entirely to the desires and affections, captivating the willing hearers, and subduing their understanding. ↗

— David Hume

#captivating #desires #eloquence #entirely #hearers

I don't know any guitar player, any of the real greats, who don't rate Joni Mitchell up there with the best of them. ↗

— Chrissie Hynde

#best #greats #guitar #guitar player #i

I was interested in Java the beginning, but the problem with Java is you do have to switch your platform. ↗

— Miguel de Icaza

#i #interested #java #platform #problem

My kitchen bench is covered with vitamins and protein powders. I go through phases when I'm sure I'm taking too many - but I don't get sick often. ↗

— Natalie Imbruglia

#covered #get #go #i #kitchen

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#men #witchcraft #witches #women #humor

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. ↗

— Joseph Addison

#enjoyment #few #friendship #greatest #highest

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. ↗

— Muhammad Ali

#before #dark #fast #hotel #hotel room

You give us the pitching some of these clubs have and no one could touch us, but God has a way of not arranging that, because it's not as much fun. ↗

— Sparky Anderson

#because #clubs #could #fun #give