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I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead. ↗


— Jordan Castillo Price


#jordan-castillo-price #m-m-paranormal #victor-bayne #humor

It is far. But there is no journey upon this earth that a man may not make if he sets his heart to it. There is nothing, Umbopa, that he cannot do, there are no mountains he may not climb, there are no deserts he cannot cross; save a mountain and a a desert of which you are spared the knowledge, if love leads him and he holds his life in his hand counting it as nothing, ready to keep it or to lose it as Providence may order. ↗


— H. Rider Haggard


#love #perseverance #providence #quest #life

You'll have to excuse Zo's manners. She was raised by a group of indigenous swamp wallabies and is at times uncomfortable conversing with civilized humans." "Look, it's like this-" Zo started to say, but then she interrupted herself. "Swamp wallabies? ↗


— Jennifer Lynn Barnes


#joke #tattoo #humor

My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap) I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap) My manners are mellow, I'm sweet like the Jell-o, I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap) ↗


— Judy Schachner


#humor #mexican #siamese-cats #skippyjon-jones #humor

APD is primarily defined as a lack of empathy,' I said. I'd looked it up too, a few months ago. Empathy is what allows people to interpret emotion, the same way ears interpret sounds; without it you become emotionally deaf. 'It means I don't connect emotionally with other people. I wondered if he was going to pick that one.' 'How do you even know that?' she said. 'You're fifteen years old, for goodness' sake. You should be ... I don't know, chasing girls or playing video games.' 'You're telling a sociopath to chase girls? ↗


— Dan Wells


#humor #john-weaver #sociopath #humor

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. ↗


— George Carlin


#joe-pesci #prayer #religion #humor

There is joy in self-forgetfulness. So I try to make the light in others' eyes my sun, the music in others' ears my symphony, the smile on others' lips my happiness. ↗


— Helen Keller


#love #self-forgetfulness #love

Alone-sex didn't count. It's like the difference between thinking to yourself or having a good conversation with someone----the pleasure is in the exchange." -Liberty Jones ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#liberty-jones #sex #sugar-daddy #humor

I thought I recognized you." Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering. ↗


— Josh Lanyon


#josh-lanyon #humor

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer ↗


— Bill Hicks


#media-journalism #society #thinking #humor






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