#jo

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously. ↗

— Paris Hilton

#i #job #myself #seriously #take

Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State. ↗

— Heinrich Himmler

#firearms #germans #guns #having #join

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom. ↗

— Nicole Sullivan

#easier #i #i think #joke #lot

If I did not believe God healed, I'd quit tomorrow and go get a job. ↗

— Benny Hinn

#did #get #go #god #healed

The people of South and Central Texas and the Coastal Bend need jobs, they need health care, they need water infrastructure improvements, they need a quality education, and they need the resources to keep our borders safe and secure. ↗

— Ruben Hinojosa

#borders #care #central #coastal #education

We need to work together, on a bipartisan basis, to create new jobs, increase job training, enact real and substantive middle class tax relief, and reward companies that create jobs at home. ↗

— Ruben Hinojosa

#bipartisan #class #companies #create #enact

I get paid to do what I enjoy, not that common a condition. ↗

— Ian Hislop

#condition #enjoy #get #i #paid

Internet journalism is not a world we know very well at all. It's conducted more on the screen and less in bars, which makes it rather less useful for getting stories about people throwing up over one another, which is what one's after. ↗

— Ian Hislop

#after #another #bars #conducted #getting

This job certainly doesn't win you a huge amount of friends, I accept that, but it is very enjoyable, and deep down I think it's probably quite a worthwhile job. ↗

— Ian Hislop

#amount #certainly #deep #deep down #down

Promoting a record on a major label is like running a minor military campaign. ↗

— Robyn Hitchcock

#label #like #major #major label #military