#jon

If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it. ↗

— William Jennings Bryan

#bible #had #i #jonah #said

Journalism largely consists of saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. ↗

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

#consists #dead #jones #journalism #knew

I picked up the Joss Stone album, Josh Groban, and the new Norah Jones. I love, love, love Norah. ↗

— Deborah Cox

#i #i love #jones #josh #joss

The party in power, like Jonah's gourd, grew up quickly, and will quickly fall. ↗

— Davy Crockett

#grew #jonah #like #party #power

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello. ↗

— Norm Crosby

#backstage #came #dressing #dressing room #elvis

I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse. ↗

— Jon Cryer

#i #imagine #jon #new #new york

Personally, I'd never seen a graphic novel. I knew they existed because friends of mine like Jonathan Ross collect them and some very literate and intelligent people really rate the graphic novel as a form. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#collect #existed #form #friends #graphic

And now, I still really don't care that much but now I have music playing all the time at home, which is a first for me. Whatever. Everything from Ani DiFranco to Dave Matthews to Jack Johnson and Norah Jones. ↗

— Jennifer Garner

#dave #dave matthews #everything #first #home

I like Jon Stewart. He's not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can't stand. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#dennis miller #i #jon #jon stewart #like

I'd have a sex scene with Whoopi Goldberg or Star Jones. ↗

— Method Man

#jones #scene #sex #star