#judge

When will the Home Office realize that when judges retire, not only are they sent home for the rest of their lives, but the only people they have left to judge are their innocent wives.' 'So what are you recommending?'asked Alex as they walked into the drawing room. 'That judges should be shot on their seventieth birthday, and their wives granted a royal pardon and given their pensions by a grateful nation.' 'I may have come up with a more acceptable solution,' suggested Alex. 'Like what? Making it legal to assist judges' wives to commit suicide?' 'Something a little less drastic,' said Alex. ↗

— Jeffrey Archer

#judges #law #home

In the restaurant business, you never want to have enemies, whereas it seems that many politicians judge their success by how high their enemies are and whether they can show that they can hold their ground and give a punch for every punch they take. ↗

— John Hickenlooper

#every #give #ground #high #hold

I figure no matter how old you are, it's always going to be your first marriage and no life experience is going to make you a better judge of who you should marry. ↗

— Utada Hikaru

#better #experience #figure #first #going

Youth is ever apt to judge in haste, and lose the medium in the wild extreme. ↗

— Aaron Hill

#ever #extreme #haste #judge #lose

During this period at the Department of Education, my working relationship with Judge Thomas was positive. ↗

— Anita Hill

#during #education #judge #period #positive

No accurate thinker will judge another person by that which the other person's enemies say about him. ↗

— Napoleon Hill

#accurate #another #him #judge #other

you have to be the prude or the slut, and if you pick one, other people hate you for it, and you can’t trust anyone anymore, because they’re all after the same thing, and you see that you can never go back to how was before… ↗

— Ned Vizzini

#it-s-kind-of-a-funny-story #judgement #teenagers #truth #funny

It is futile to judge a kind deed by its motives. Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind. ↗

— Eric Hoffer

#being #deed #futile #judge #kind

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball. ↗

— Ben Hogan

#flight #judge #swing #ultimate #your

I have generally found that persons who had studied painting least were the best judges of it. ↗

— William Hogarth

#found #generally #had #i #judges