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The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.


Dave Barry


#humor #ice-fishing #ice-skating #skiing #snow-camping

Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!" Yuki: "Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake." Ayame: "As long as we spend time together." Yuki: "On second thought, go drown yourself.


Natsuki Takaya


#fruits-basket #humor #manga #natsuki-takaya #yuki

Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!” “Holy Hephaestus,” Leo muttered. “He really needs to work on his shipspeak.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #kansas #leo-valdez #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.


Dorothy Parker


#classic-insult #drama-critic #humor #katharine-hepburn #humor

This is what it's all been about with you," he said in an even tone. "All the fear, all the running. The nightmares." When she nodded, he said, "You called him the devil." "He is." What are you thinking, Scot? "But you... married him?" MacRieve's disgusted with me. "Basically? Yes." "Ceremony and everything?" She swallowed. "He tricked me into it. I-I was only sixteen." A muscle ticked in his cheek and his irises grew pale. "Then know this..." She stopped breathing. "Lass, I'm about to make you a widow--


Kresley Cole


#lykae #valkyrie #humor

Friendship is a strange animal. It only thrives in voluntary enjoyment of each other's company, in the pleasure of nonobligatory connection. I repeat: You owe me nothing.


Kate Christensen


#friendship #kate-christensen #love #lovejoy #the-astral

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires


Jodi Picoult


#father #firefighting #heaven #hell #humor

The lamp tipped over, nailing Kane in the head. Sabin shook his head. The man was a walking disaster Literally. Whenever Kane stepped into a room, things went to hell pretty quickly. Sabin expected the ceiling to cave in any moment. And yea, it had happened before.


Gena Showalter


#humor #kane #lords-of-the-underworld #humor

I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.


Gena Showalter


#kane #lords-of-the-underworld #humor






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