#ka

Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?” His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?” I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#funny #kate #love #funny

Life is a lot like skateboarding. ↗

— Lil Wayne

#life is a #like #lot #skateboarding

We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#french #hated #joined #just #likable

My first year of college was tough. I thought that just being an athlete I could get by. I thought I was okay until I got kicked out, which happened twice. ↗

— Victor Cruz

#being #college #could #first #get

Dee loves it here. Before you came, she spent most of her days here." To Daemon, my arrival was the beginning of the end. The apocalypse. Kat-mageddon. "You know, I'm not going to get your sister in trouble." "We'll see. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#daemon #funny #katy #funny

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#art #buy #me #okay #supplies

My season 2 'Good Wife' wrap gift was this deluxe package of Mortal Kombat. I played it for, like, two weeks straight. ↗

— Matt Czuchry

#gift #good #good wife #i #like

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. ↗

— Jean Claude Van Damme

#further #go #karate #know #technique

You need at least six or seven years to understand the philosophy and concentration of karate to know to clean your spirit of everything and dedicate your mind and body to the sport. ↗

— Jean Claude Van Damme

#clean #concentration #dedicate #everything #karate

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #me #okay #opinion #psychiatrist