#kid

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? ↗

— Jackie Mason

#did #even #ever #hear #kid

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. ↗

— William Masters

#comes #daddy #education #fanny #home

My next project is to get back to that. Actually, to learn how to write poetry. I'm not kidding. ↗

— Harry Mathews

#back #get #how #i #kidding

As a kid, during the school year, my head was often buried in a textbook or Judy Blume book; the words and pictures were the perfect, barrier-free environment for me. ↗

— Marlee Matlin

#buried #during #environment #head #judy

By the time I was a teenager, my desire to be daring and taste everything got me in trouble. Too often, I was in the company of kids my parents would call 'wild.' ↗

— Marlee Matlin

#call #company #daring #desire #everything

I always enjoyed playing ball, and it didn't matter to me whether I played with white kids or black. I never understood why an issue was made of who I played with, and I never felt comfortable, when I grew up, telling other people how to act. ↗

— Willie Mays

#always #ball #black #comfortable #enjoyed

I like to play table tennis, spend time with my kids. ↗

— Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

#kids #like #play #spend #table

My kids are the future of the Mayweather family and of the Mayweather brand. I feel our family is stronger if we stay together. ↗

— Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

#family #feel #future #i #i feel

You know, as a young child, I lay in my bedroom and I swore to myself then: 'I'm not going to smoke and I'm not going to drink.' And I said I'm not going to just say that when I'm a kid. I'm going to stick to that as an adult. I kept that in mind my whole life. ↗

— Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

#bedroom #child #drink #going #i

I've discovered as I've grown up that life is far more complicated than you think it is when you're a kid. It isn't just a straightforward fairytale. ↗

— Rachel McAdams

#discovered #fairytale #far #grown #i