Daniel Pinkwater

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction. ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

#humor

Hoboken is a neat place. ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

#place

I sort of always like to write starting with when I learned how. ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

#how #i #learned #like #sort

I went to college, but I learned to write by reading - and writing. ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

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Mr. Breton didn't know about location, location, location. ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

#breton #know #location #mr

All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show? ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

#easy #show #were #write

Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?' But they were converted and sometimes surprised. ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

#converted #fat #gee #getting #guy

Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal! ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

#amount #diabetes #disease #fat #greater

Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think. ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

#might #more #much #than #think

Writing and telling are almost the same, the way I do it. ↗

— Daniel Pinkwater

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