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Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.


Adam Rex


#funny #sneaky #funny

Christopher throws dandelion head after dandelion head into his bag. It's getting heavy now and his fingers are stained from the work but there are still so many left to kill. His biggest mistake is giving them names.


Brian Martinez


#funny #odd #quirky #weeds #funny

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.


Woody Allen


#christina #vicky #funny

Hang your merit. I don't seek anyone's approbation.


Fyodor Dostoyevsky


#approval #black-humor #disapproval #dishonesty #funny

We've a bond, haven't we, Goaty? Fellow victims. Partners in survival. Though God knows what my mum will say If I try and take him home...


Kate Cann


#consumed #fire-and-rayne #home

God, when did Elli go from cute to hot? I mean, I've sensed it coming for a while, but all at once, here she is. Trouble on two legs. Two very nice legs. And now I need to go home and wash my brain out with soap.


Ingrid Paulson


#home

...That Great Cocktail Cabinet in the Sky...


Nigella Lawson


#sky #home

This is what it's all been about with you," he said in an even tone. "All the fear, all the running. The nightmares." When she nodded, he said, "You called him the devil." "He is." What are you thinking, Scot? "But you... married him?" MacRieve's disgusted with me. "Basically? Yes." "Ceremony and everything?" She swallowed. "He tricked me into it. I-I was only sixteen." A muscle ticked in his cheek and his irises grew pale. "Then know this..." She stopped breathing. "Lass, I'm about to make you a widow--


Kresley Cole


#lykae #valkyrie #humor

Art is what gets us beyond what is real. It makes reality more real. It also shortens the distance we gotta travel to see how connected we are.


Laura Pritchett


#bridge #laura-pritchett #love #sky #art

Victor patted my hand. 'I like you, Sky. You're a fighter.' 'I am, aren't I? Hear that, Zed? No more bambi comparisons. I'm a Rottweiler -with a temper.' 'A very small Rottweiler,' said Zed, still not convinced.


Joss Stirling


#make-a-point #sky #zed #humor






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