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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! ↗


— Bill Watterson


#dessert #humor #humor

People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#bellybutton #humor #humor

Insurgents throughout Iraq continue to threaten our efforts and pose a danger to stability in the region. They fight not for their country, but rather against ours. ↗


— Paul Gillmor


#continue #country #danger #efforts #fight

He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?" "Like what?" "Like hitting on you." "Ew. No, of course not. He doesn't see me that way." Michael shook his head and went back to his coffee. "What? You think he does?" "Sometimes he looks at you a little... oddly, that's all. Maybe you're right. Maybe he just wants you for your blood." "Again, Ew! What's with you this morning?" "Not enough coffee. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass #morganville-vampires

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. ↗


— Albert Einstein


#humor #science #humor

Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?” Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror. Besides everything, I mean,” she said. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#humor #morganville-vampires #humor

With respect to the requirement of art, the probable impossible is always preferable to the improbable possible. ↗


— Aristotle


#possibilities #probabilities #art

Between hello and goodbye is I love you.
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— Jarod Kintz


#hello #humor #love #relationships #humor

I commend my soul to any god that can find it. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#moist-von-lipwig #humor

Can you define "plan" as "a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, held together by panic, indecision, and ignorance"? If so, it was a very good plan. ↗


— Jonathan Stroud


#plan #strategy #humor






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