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I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #like #new #new yorker #reporter

If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven't had a new mental adventure since high school. So that's what I like about books on tape, so my mind can't wander anywhere. ↗

— David Sedaris

#adventure #anywhere #bike #books #had

Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise. ↗

— David Sedaris

#books #compromise #learn #live #lovers

My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her. ↗

— David Sedaris

#ago #called #her #i #like

I think it's important to do smaller films because I think that's where a lot of new things are happening. ↗

— Kyra Sedgwick

#films #happening #i #i think #important

I am an eighth Chinese, and I come from a large Chinese-American family in Los Angeles. ↗

— Lisa See

#american family #angeles #chinese #come #eighth

People ask if I miss it, but they don't understand that American culture is so ubiquitous that there's nothing to miss. I don't see myself moving back. It's not that I hate the United States. I just always thought it would be a shame not to live in a foreign country. ↗

— David Sedaris

#american #american culture #ask #back #country

Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. ↗

— David Sedaris

#award #bothered #could #i #i wish

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. ↗

— David Sedaris

#cartoons #cathy #collections #humor #last

The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing. ↗

— David Sedaris

#anyone #give #keep #only #real