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A brick could be used to say hi to Pink Floyd.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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— Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

People who can pull you in and take you on a journey, as opposed to simply adding flash. Again, that feels very clinical, and I don't respond to that the way I used to. ↗

— Bill Sienkiewicz

#again #clinical #feels #flash #i

But the French writers always had more originality and independence than others, and that regulator, which elsewhere was religion, long since ceased to exist for them. ↗

— Henryk Sienkiewicz

#ceased #elsewhere #exist #french #had

A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be renamed something clever and cute, like President, and repackaged and resold to a solid base of sheep consumers every four years. The sheeple will never even notice that every new model of brick is exactly like the last brick!
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— Jarod Kintz

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I don't care about risk to me," he hissed, leaning forward across the table. "I care about what happens to you! Dammit, I'm practically indestructible. Let me go. You stay behind." "Yes," Clary said, "Jace won't find that odd at all. You can just tell him you've always been secretly in love with him and you can't stand being parted. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#love