#laughing

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#head #him #keep #laughing #pro

My father used to call me the laughing hyena. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#father #hyena #laughing #me #used

In the laughing times we know that we are lucky, and in the quiet times we know that we are blessed. And we will not be alone. ↗

— Dar Williams

#blessed #know #laughing #lucky #quiet

The Greek side of me definitely loves a good meal, a lot of laughing, loud discussions. ↗

— Rita Wilson

#discussions #good #good meal #greek #laughing

I came home in the afternoon to sleep, and there was this e-mail from Comedy Central saying they were interested in having me be part of this new show called 'Jump Cuts'! So I called them right away, and the producer started laughing and said, 'We sent that e-mail one minute ago - you're so fast!' ↗

— Lev Yilmaz

#ago #away #called #came #central

Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it. ↗

— Steve Harvey

#after #being #comedy #everyone #family

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ↗

— Bob Hope

#ever #good #heard #heart #humor

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another. ↗

— Alan Alda

#generally #killing #laughing #people

One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went over with a baseball bat to kill him. I was laughing out of one eye and crying out of the other. I thought, Who am I kidding? ↗

— James Caan

#am #baseball #bat #crying #dope

I'm addicted to laughing. I go to see a lot of comedy shows. I'm addicted to playing really loud and obnoxious rock music in my car. I'm addicted to beautiful clothes and shoes. I just love gorgeous stuff and work hard to acquire pretty things, shiny things. I'm addicted to shiny things! ↗

— Nadia Giosia

#addicted #beautiful #beautiful clothes #car #clothes