#laughing

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#evidence #hear #jail #jury #laughing

I was banging the table and fighting for air, I thought: Maybe this is how I'll go, in a fit of laughter, what could be better, laughing and crying, laughing and singing, laughing so as not to forget that I am alone, that it is the end of my life, that death is waiting outside the door for me. ↗

— Krauss

#laughing #the-history-of-love #death

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. ↗

— A. Whitney Brown

#grace #humor #laughing #saving #saving grace

I think I will die laughing. ↗

— Jeanne Calment

#i #i think #laughing #think #will

Judge of a jest when you have done laughing. ↗

— Robert Lloyd

#jest #judge #laughing #you

They're making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I'm laughing at that. ↗

— Jennifer Lopez

#laughing #making #marrying #me #out

We can consciously end our life almost anytime we choose. This ability is an endowment, like laughing and blushing, given to no other animal... in any given moment, by not exercising the option of suicide, we are choosing to live. ↗

— Peter McWilliams

#almost #animal #any #anytime #blushing

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#i #joke #laughing #many #me

I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off - I figure I'd better get used to it. ↗

— Carrie Underwood

#become #better #crazy #even #figure

I do remember smiling quite a bit inside it though since I knew it wouldn't be seen on film - so of course while the poor planet is being blown up I'm smiling and laughing like mad! ↗

— David Prowse

#bit #blown #course #film #i