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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #lawyer




If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #lawyer #dating

The facts were strongly behind his client. But the legal battle could be drawn out for months; no one stood to gain except the lawyers. Ghandi was not interested in making a profit out of legal briefs and empty arguments. He was determined to serve the best interests of both sides. Dada Abdulla and his opponent were blood relations, and every day the case dragged on only drove in deeper the wedge that was splitting their family in two. With much talking Ghandi persuaded both sides to submit to arbitration and settle out of court. Even more talking was necessary to get Dada Abdulla to agree on terms which would not bankrupt the loser, but in the end both sides were satisfied. Ghandi was ecstatic. "I had learnt," he exclaimed, "the true practice of law. I had learnt to find out the better side of human nature and to enter men's hearts. I realized that the true function of a lawyer was to unite parties riven asunder.


G. Palanithurai


#lawyer #family

Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.



Jarod Kintz


#lobbyists #politicians #politics #society #change

Politicians were mostly people who'd had too little morals and ethics to stay lawyers.


George R.R. Martin


#politicians #morals

When I was starting out, young actresses had the studio system to protect them. Now you have a host of sharks, from your agent to your publicist to your lawyer.


Francesca Annis


#had #host #i #lawyer #now

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law.


Jeremy Bentham


#lawyer #power #uncertainty

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.


Jeremy Bentham


#ignorance #law #lawyers #only #persons

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes.


Tammy Bruce


#forget #judges #just #lawyers #many

It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do.


Edmund Burke


#i #justice #lawyer #may #me

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.


Neil Cavuto


#fault #i #lawyers #like #lot






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