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But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she. Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! Oh, that she knew she were!


William Shakespeare


#balcony-scene #juliet #love #plays #romeo

God, how we get our fingers in each other's clay. That's friendship, each playing the potter to see what shapes we can make of each other.


Ray Bradbury


#friends #friendship #influence #friendship

In the Old Language, she hissed, “If any harm shall befall him, I will come after you, and find you where you sleep. I do not care where you lay your head or who with, my vengeance shall rain upon you until you drown.” That last word was drawn out, until its syllable was lost in more growling. Dead silence. Until Doc Jane said dryly, “Annnnd this is why they say the female of the species is more dangerous than the male.


J.R. Ward


#funny #layla #qhuinn #funny

What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!’ ‘Why should it?’ muttered the Hatter. ‘Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?’ ‘Of course not,’ Alice replied very readily: ‘but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.’ ‘Which is just the case with MINE,’ said the Hatter.


Lewis Carroll


#funny

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy


Kyle Adams


#dirty #funny #kyle #play #funny

Our cadaverous cadre has been walking for little over a day...


Isaac Marion


#wordplay #funny

I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but there is on the stock market.


Josh Brolin


#go #horses #how #i #market

Why is abbreviation such a long word?


Teresa Monachino


#funny #teresa-monachino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny

Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.


Teresa Monachino


#funny #teresa-monachino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny

That’s funny. You would think after being followed and shoved into a dark alley by a stranger, you would be at least a little shaken. Don’t tell me, you are a black belt just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.” He laughed soundlessly. “I mean your words do sound brave but your eyes and the fact that you’re trembling like a scared little kitten say something else entirely.” Even though the alley was submerged in darkness and shadows, it was obvious there was a devilish grin stretched across his face...


Nicole Rae


#clandestine #scary-humor #slayer #supernatural #vampire






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