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Oz: "Oh, hey! Animal cracker?" Willow: "No, thank you. How's your arm?" Oz: "Suddenly painless." Willow: "You can still play the guitar okay?" Oz: "Oh, not well, but not worse." Willow: "Y'know, I never really thanked you." Oz: "Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty." Willow: "Well, then forget that thing. Especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life." Oz: "Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants." Willow: "Yeah, I see!" Oz: "The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And there's a big coup in the zoo." Willow: "The monkey is French?" Oz: "All monkeys are French. You didn't know that? ↗


— 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' writers


#banter #buffy-the-vampire-slayer #humour #life

I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop ↗


— Joss Whedon


#love

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ↗


— Jim Bouton


#baseball #baseball players #field #football #football players

There are no men like me. There's only me. - The Kingslayer ↗


— George R.R. Martin


#kingslayer #men

...one witch. In gym. But Cordelia didn't count. She wasn't supernaturally evil. She only acted like a broom rider. Buffy understood. Poor Cordelia was cursed with popularity, great cloths, and, no lie, she was a babe. Naturally she had to take her frustration out on everybody who didn't have it as good as she did. ↗


— Christopher Golden


#nature

[startling Giles by walking in on him singing] (Spike) You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his résumé, you might wanna cast an eye to the front door every now and again. ↗


— Doug Petrie


#humour #irony #snark #irony

(Buffy to Spike) I could NEVER be your girl! -Season 6, Dead Things ↗


— Steven S. DeKnight


#eating-your-words #irony #never-say-never #irony

If the apocalypse comes...beep me! ↗


— Joss Whedon


#buffy-the-vampire-slayer #humour #snark #apocalypse

I come to spring training and just try to do my job, try to do the best I can. That's all any player can do. ↗


— Danny Bautista


#best #come #i #i can #job

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em. ↗


— Yogi Berra


#give #i #money #more #more power






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