#ld

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#american #changed #child #force #immovable

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#details #his #seaman #sheep #shepherd

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#beholder #competence #contact #eye #eye of the beholder

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#before #every #father #father time #gave

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, I’d probably make love like a leprechaun. But it’s cool, because with that pot of gold, I’d have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #eyebrows #funny #gold #humor

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#push #slump #slumps #world #you

Some traders still think that a computer could not trade as well as they can. ↗

— Thomas Peterffy

#could #some #still #think #trade

All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. ↗

— Pablo Picasso

#artists #children #grows #how #once

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. ↗

— Pablo Picasso

#could #eyes #only #our #out

Stephen Sondheim told me that Oscar Hammerstein believed everything that he wrote. So there's great truth in the songs, and that's what was so wonderful to find. ↗

— Bernadette Peters

#everything #find #great #great truth #hammerstein