#lep

Elephants and grandchildren never forget. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#forget #grandchildren #never #never forget

This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem. ↗

— Eric Allman

#like #lot #people #problem #seeing

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#college #college students #drink #least #month

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school. ↗

— Joel Madden

#get #i #kind #lessons #school

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#been #elephant #never #seen #ski

The truth is everybody does it from time to time. People dial telephone numbers and they get a wrong number only to find that they've read the last two digits backwards. Everybody does it, but dyslexics have this tendency to a higher degree. ↗

— Bruce Jenner

#degree #dial #does #everybody #find

Def Leppard is obviously a different band that we are, but the music work well tighter. And the audiences seem work well together too. We are opening, but we're having a good time. ↗

— Joan Jett

#band #def #different #good #good time

The most compelling reason for most people to buy a computer for the home will be to link it to a nationwide communications network. We're just in the beginning stages of what will be a truly remarkable breakthrough for most people - as remarkable as the telephone. ↗

— Steve Jobs

#breakthrough #buy #communications #compelling #computer

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane. ↗

— Jackie Kennedy

#elephant #feel #jet #like #makes

We must get into the picture business. This is a new industry and a gold mine. it looks like another telephone industry. ↗

— Joseph P. Kennedy

#business #get #gold #industry #into