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I want a trophy wife. I’ll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace prize. (I plan on inventing a gun that shoots love, not bullets.)
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— Jarod Kintz


#bullets #gun #invention #love #nobel-peace-prize

You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders. Yeah! Every time somebody get shut we’d say, ‘Damn, he must have done something ... Shit, he’s got fifty thousand dollars worth of bullets in his ass.’ And people would think before they killed somebody if a bullet cost five thousand dollars. ‘Man I would blow your fucking head off…if I could afford it.’ ‘I’m gonna get me another job, I’m going to start saving some money, and you’re a dead man. You’d better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway.’ So even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you wouldn't have to go to no doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you would take their bullet back, like "I believe you got my property. ↗


— Chris Rock


#gun-control #humor #humor

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces. ↗


— Richard Kadrey


#memories #metaphor #pain #tears

Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every woman knows that. ↗


— J. M. Barrie


#every #every man #go #high #himself

I have been very lucky to work in so many new ballets, but that is what a dancer's work is. ↗


— Mikhail Baryshnikov


#been #dancer #i #lucky #many

We will welcome them with bullets and shoes. ↗


— Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf


#shoes #them #welcome #will

God lets everything happen for a reason. It's all a learning process, and you have to go from one level to another. ↗


— Mike Tyson


#everything #go #god #happen #learning

My stories run up and bite me on the leg - I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off. ↗


— Ray Bradbury


#down #during #everything #finish #go

Poor is the power of the lead that becomes bullets compared to the power of the hot metal that becomes types. ↗


— Georg Brandes


#bullets #compared #hot #lead #metal

Sometimes a neighbor whom we have disliked a lifetime for his arrogance and conceit lets fall a single commonplace remark that shows us another side, another man, really; a man uncertain, and puzzled, and in the dark like ourselves. ↗


— Willa Cather


#another man #arrogance #commonplace #conceit #dark






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