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Suddenly reminded, she clapped a hand over her mouth. "Oh—Simon!" "No, I'm Jace," said Jace patiently. "Simon is the weaselly little one with the bad haircut and dismal fashion sense." "Oh, shut up," she replied, but it was more automatic than heartfelt. "I meant to call before I went to sleep. See if he got home okay." Shaking his head, Jace regarded the heavens as if they were about to open up and reveal the secrets of the universe. "With everything that's going on, you're worried about Weasel Face?" "Don't call him that. He doesn't look like a weasel." "You may be right," said Jace. "I've met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #jace-wayland #rivalry #simon-lewis #worry

I'm not sure you're quite sensible of the honor I'm doing you," Jace said. "you'll be the first mundane who has ever been inside the Institute." "Probably the smell keeps the rest of them away." - Simon, 133


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #quip #retort #simon-lewis #honor

Look, I asked you here for a reason. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common." "Totally awesome hair?" Simon suggested.


Cassandra Clare


#quip #simon-lewis #awesome

Simon?" she asked. "I have a stupid question." "What is it?" "Did you sleep with Isabelle?" Simon made a choking sound. Clary swiveled slowly around to look at him. "Are you okay?" she asked. "I think so," he said, recovering his poise with apparent effort. "Are you serious?" "Well, you were gone all night.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #effort

Being sixteen forever sounded good until you really thought about it. Then it didn't seem like such a great prospect.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #vampire #youth #youth

I don't know who Azazel is," he said. "Isn't he the cat from The Smurfs?" He cast about , but Isabelle just looked up and rolled her eyes at him. "Clary?" he thought Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. "What is it? What happened? Did my mom find out I'm gone?" "Not yet," he thought back. "Is Azazel the cat from The Smurfs?" There was a long pause. "That's Azrael, Simon. And no more using the magic rings for Smurf questions.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #smurfs #magic

I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave', said Simon. No wonder I've been so confused all my life.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #humor

What's this?" "That's a mango." Simon stared at Jace. Sometimes it really is like Shadowhunters were from an alien planet. "I don't think I've seen one of those that wasn't already cut up," Jace mused. "I like mangoes." Simon grabbed the mango and tossed it into the cart. "Great. What else do you like?" Jace pondered for a moment. "Tomato soup," he said finally. "Tomato soup? You want tomato soup and a mango for dinner?" Jace shrugged. "I don't really care about food.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #food

Love is the great conqueror of lust.


C.S. Lewis


#c-s-lewis-mere-christianity #love #true-love #love

Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut!


Russell Brand


#lewis-carroll #smutty #humor






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