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The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves. (1778 - 1830)


William Hazlitt


#love #others #ourselves #power #love

Joss's ears perked up. He loved libraries. Nowhere else in the world felt so safe and homey. Nowhere else smelled like books and dust and happy solitude quite like a library did.


Heather Brewer


#love

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.


Daniel Handler


#ignorance #lemony-snicket #library #humor

The laws of men are not infallible.


Wayne Gerard Trotman


#infallibility #law #laws #men #people

You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.


Jefferson Smith


#belief #credibility #fantasy #gullibility #humor

Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.


Brandon Sanderson


#humor #librarians #humor

Alone-sex didn't count. It's like the difference between thinking to yourself or having a good conversation with someone----the pleasure is in the exchange." -Liberty Jones


Lisa Kleypas


#liberty-jones #sex #sugar-daddy #humor

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.


Terry Pratchett


#librarians #humor

I'm a registered Republican, I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.


Aaron Sorkin


#liberal #republican #the-newsroom #humor

I am a librarian. I discovered me in the library. I went to find me in the library. Before I fell in love with libraries, I was just a six-year-old boy. The library fueled all of my curiosities, from dinosaurs to ancient Egypt. When I graduated from high school in 1938, I began going to the library three nights a week. I did this every week for almost ten years and finally, in 1947, around the time I got married, I figured I was done. So I graduated from the library when I was twenty-seven. I discovered that the library is the real school.


Ray Bradbury


#library #love






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