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#locksmith

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If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he climbs down any chimneys tonight. Good luck. And since we're a family that isn't lucky enough to have a chimney, how would Santa get into our house? Does he bring a locksmith with him? And it probably would have to be a Jewish locksmith, because a Christian locksmith is going to want to be home with his family. And how many Jewish locksmiths are there? None.


Lewis Black


#jewish #locksmith #santa #dreams

Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.


Leslie Nielsen


#funny #humor #locksmith #funny






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