#love

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ↗

— Jim Cole

#fun #games #gets #loses #love

That of all people, it should be him; that took her aback. That the heart should settle on somebody like him; that surprised her. But she was so certain about it, so certain. ↗

— Alexander McCall Smith

#love #surprise #dreams

I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too impatient for either. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #love #age

William Shakespeare: You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die. ↗

— Marc Norman

#die #fade #shakespeare-in-love #william-shakespeare #age

We were still at the age when girls are years older than guy, and the guys grow up by doing their best when the girls need them to. ↗

— Tana French

#growing-up #love #lovers #men #women

I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#albino #funny #humor #love #surrealism

Love is, or you isn’t. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#humor #love #no #now #time