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They were perfectly suited. They would speak of books the livelong day and night and bore everyone else but themselves to distraction. ↗

— Loretta Chase

#humor #humor

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#birds #humor #humorous #humor

Bonkie bit Garp!" Garp bit Bonkie ↗

— John Irving

#humor

When faced with something I fear, I tend to eat spaghetti. ↗

— Mark Helprin

#humor #spaghetti #humor

Teresa stood up, surprising Thomas with her confidence. “Guess he forgot to tell the little part about me kicking him in the groin and climbing out the window.” Thomas almost laughed as Newt turned to an older boy standing nearby, whose face had turned bright red. “Congrats, Jeff,” Newt said. “You’re officially the first guy here to get your butt beat by a girl. ↗

— James Dashner

#maze-runner #teresa #humor

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. ↗

— George W. Bush

#dreams

Men are not potatoes! ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#science #humor

Screw the rules, I have money! ↗

— Martin Billany a.k.a. Little Kuriboh

#humor

Not interested in love or money. Interested in french fries. ↗

— Lauren Leto

#humor

You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight. ↗

— Mark Gungor

#relationships #humor